People acquire stretch marks after gaining weight, getting pregnant, or being shaped into balloon giraffes by incompetent clowns. Erase memories of second-rate circus performers with today’s Groupon to Dr. Gregory P. Samano II DO PA in Winter Park. Choose between the following options:

• For $499, you get four laser stretch-mark-removal treatments on a small area (a $1,250 value). Small areas include:
• Breasts
• Inner thighs
• Upper arms
• Shoulder area<p>
• For $999, you get four laser stretch-mark-removal treatments on a large area (a $2,000 value). Large areas include:
• Full arms
• Full legs
• Full back
• Full abdomen<p>

Dr. Gregory P. Samano II DO PA and his experienced team rekindle skin’s suppleness with laser stretch-mark-removal treatments. An initial consultation pinpoints trouble areas before a cosmetic laser unleashes focused salvos of microbeams that permeate the skin for 20 minutes or until every father’s brother screams “uncle.” The laser treatment shoos away unsightly top layers of stretch marks by whittling small columns of coagulation into the skin, which stimulates the growth of new tissue and collagen. This treatment tends to produce more effective results on stretch marks that have recently appeared. During subsequent visits spaced about four weeks apart, fresh skin cells gradually replace scar tissue, leaving the epidermis softer and smoother than a teddy bear with a pompadour. Typically, four sessions are necessary to ensure long-lasting results, and because the procedure requires little to no downtime, patients can return to their normal activities almost immediately.

THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.