What You'll Get
After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak's milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon to Samantha's Skin Spa in Wyoming. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get $40 worth of spa services.
- For $45, you get eyelash extensions (a $90 value).
Samantha's Skin Spa's dexterous team blankets the body with comprehensive skin and hair rejuvenation services. A Shellac gel manicure ($30) coats finger caps in one of 24 different colors for up to two weeks of chip-free shine, and a full manicure and pedicure ($45) prepares all four nail clusters to induce bitter jealousy with insincere waves. Trained lock-clippers shampoo and trim tresses before molding them into contemporary styles for both women ($40) and men ($18). Waxing services landscape facial hedges with eyebrow shaping ($10) and upper-lip smoothing ($5), and men can opt for a full-back wax ($50) to pack away wintry sweater collections. Nether waxing, such as a bikini ($35) or a Brazilian ($50) wax, pairs well with a quick UV tan ($1/min.) to complement a new designer sasquatch hair bikini. Today's second option offers skillfully applied eyelash extensions, pulling blackout shades on windows to the soul for about three weeks.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or $10 fee may apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.