Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today's Groupon to Samaritan Cosmetic Services in Lincoln City. Choose from the following options:
- For $149, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one of the following areas (up to a $900 value):
- For $399, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one of the following areas (up to a $1,200 value):
- Lower legs
- Upper legs
- For $599, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one of the following areas (up to an $1,800 value):
- Full back
Assisted by the FDA-approved CoolGuide laser, the experienced staff at Samaritan Cosmetic Services guides patients carefully through hair-reduction treatments, answering questions and addressing concerns along the way. The CoolGuide supplies each of its long, high-energy beams with fake security clearances to get past the epidermis and access hair roots. Unsuspecting follicles then absorb the laser light, converting it to heat that eliminates them but leaves surrounding cells unharmed. The CoolGuide's pulses affect only hair early in its growing cycle, but six sessions should be enough to deliver hair-free results. Like most shampoos, the CoolGuide is unable to treat blond or white hair.