Gauchos are the Illuminati of the culinary world, secretly conspiring to overthrow hunger in a rare, medium, and well-done coup de buffet. Join the covert gastronomes and conquer your stomach’s rumblings with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of rodízio-style fare at Samba Brazilian Grill. This Groupon is only valid for a one-month time period; choose from the following options:

• November
• December
• January
• February
• March
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Samba’s two-course dining features numerous salad-and-appetizer-bar choices, as well as unlimited grilled meats from the tableside meat carvers. The two-course dinner costs $36.95 per person, whereas veggie-centric folk and smaller stomachs can nosh at the salad display for $18.95. Like Madison weather, the meats change regularly, but often feature a beef such as tenderloin with sake-soy marinade, porkables including the intricately flavored spicy linguiça pork sausage, delicious chicken snacks, and the baharat leg of lamb. Stretch out the legs and head for the salad bar, which showcases future stomach fuel including multiple salads, fresh vegetables, cheeses, olives, pickled savories, and plenty of mashed- and bean-centric sides.

Samba is a posh nosh spot drenched in historical elegance. Formerly the Woman’s Club of Madison, the building was built in 1907 and is a local landmark with modern renovations. The second-floor restaurant possesses a darkly lit interior with rich, dark woods throughout and live music four nights a week.