When hair seeds blow from your head to other bodily regions during the awkward prenatal years, they can sometimes land in unwanted places. Uproot uninvited crabgrass from private property with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a Brazilian-wax (a $35 value) and eyebrow-threading (an $8 value) package at Sameera Threading & Full Service Salon in Fullerton. Today's Groupon can be split between visits.

Reshape or separate Siamese brows with threading, a simple, clean process that removes one line at a time. You'll avoid telltale burns from too-hot waxes and get a sophisticated and smooth shape. This package also includes a full Brazilian bikini wax, all performed by an experienced, friendly aesthetician. There is no follicle too wispy or fuzz too peachy to avoid the professional waxen maidens at Sameera. Like the helpful, knowledgeable staff chants during their pre-day huddle: if it has hair, it can be made bare. The careful and pleasant purveyors of slickness will use their years of experience and connection with the dark side to target overgrowth sprouts and diligently bid them adieu. In their environment of calmness and serenity, every part of your body will relax, loosening each follicle's viselike grip of your skin and making it easier to painlessly pluck each strand from its nest.