Human faces, like the earth, require layered protection from the sun lest they dry out, flood, or attract interest from extraterrestrials. Soothe your skin soil with today's Groupon: for $22, you get an intensive express facial at Samson & Delilah's Hair Salon in Arcade (a $45 value).

A charming gray house provides the shell to Samson & Delilah's Hair Salon, whose quiet, bright interior flaunts vibrant murals, shiny mirrors, and the expertise of Cindy Bolen. During a brief 40-minute time period, the intensive express facial offers clients more scrubbing and pampering than a porcupine moonlighting as a loofa. The treatment begins with a deep pore cleansing and exfoliation. Next, Bolen utilizes Plantogen's pure plant extracts and manuka honey, soothing skin and delivering collagen-strengthening ingredients that help to protect faces from fungi and microbes while attracting the attention of red-shirted bears. The process is customizable based on client needs, with anti-aging, acne-treating, and rosacea-zapping adjustments available. Replenishing eye cream serves as the cherry to each facial sundae.