Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a dental exam, cleaning, x-rays, and whitening pen at San Pedro Dental Associates (a $357 value).
Specializing in family-friendly services, the dental duo of Dr. Justin J. Gonzales and Dr. F. Bradley Dutton and a tenacious staff combat incursions of plaque, tartar, and tooth decay from their pearly Pentagon at San Pedro Dental Associates. The routine procedure begins with a thorough visual inspection of each patient's dentition (an $82 value), followed by a set of x-rays to find underlying issues and call out lies about lead-chewing habits (a $107 value). Each tooth is then freed from clingy plaque deposits with a full cleaning, polishing, and fluoride soak (a $119 combined value). Patients are given a brush-on whitening pen that makes undoing unwanted discoloration at home as simple as writing an unofficial sequel to Of Mice and Men on a set of dentures (a $49 value).
16414 San Pedro Ave.
San Antonio, Texas 78232