Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—although extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Abduct rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate with today's Groupon for laser hair-removal treatments at The Sanctuary DermaSpa. Choose between the following options:
- $150 for laser hair removal of either the chin, upper lip, or sideburns over three treatments (a $450 value)
- $150 for laser hair removal of either the underarms or bikini line over two treatments (up to a $360 value)
The Sanctuary DermaSpa's laser was sent back through time to terminate unwanted hair quickly and safely using tough, yet gentle photons that pass through the skin and directly impact hair follicles for possible hairlessness. The skilled technicians can evict pesky hair from the chin, upper lip, sideburns, outer ear, uni-brow, toes/tops of feet, and naval trail or pancreas over the course of three treatments. Beyond the face and its uneasy demilitarized zone bordering the neck, The Sanctuary can also nullify undesired filaments colonizing the bikini line, breast area, or underarms. Board-certified doctor K. William Kitzmiller, MD, FAAD, is on hand to oversee the quality and safety of the treatments, and lasers are calibrated for empathy and small talk.
The Sanctuary DermaSpa's laser is an effective alternative to shaving, waxing, and gerrymandering unwanted hairs. Before calling to schedule your visit to the office, feel free to consult the expertise of the dedicated and experienced staff that will help you decide which customized treatment regimen is the best fit for your dermis.
Directed by Dr. James Kahl and anti-aging specialist Jean Clark, Sanctuary DermaSpa offers a range of medically supervised aesthetic treatments and spa services. As a registered nurse, Clark synthesizes her passions for both beauty and medicine while earning glowing endorsements from A-Line Magazine’s Elle Morris, who writes that she “delivers incredible medical-grade procedures.” Clark and a team of licensed aestheticians also nurture complexions with microdermabrasion, remove unwanted hair with waxing, and eliminate the need to always wear a Zorro mask with permanent-makeup application.