Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plot lines—although extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Abduct rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate with today's Groupon for laser hair-removal treatments at The Sanctuary DermaSpa. Choose from the following options:
- For $149, you get three sessions of laser hair removal of the chin, upper lip, or sideburns during three treatments (a $450 value).
- For $225, you get three sessions of laser hair removal of the underarms or bikini line (a $540 value).
- For $289, you get six sessions of laser hair removal of the chin, upper lip, or sideburns (up to a $900 value).
- For $419, you get six sessions of laser hair removal of the underarms or bikini line (a $1,080 value).
The Sanctuary DermaSpa's laser was sent back through time to terminate unwanted hair quickly and safely using tough, yet gentle, photons that pass through the skin and zap hair follicles. These 10- to 20-minute sessions represent a fast and effective alternative to shaving and waxing. In the course of three or six treatments, the skilled technicians can evict pesky hair from small areas such as the chin, upper lip, sideburns, and Rhode Island. Although the effectiveness of the treatment varies from person to person, it typically takes about six sessions to reap the full benefits of laser hair removal. All laser hair-removal sessions must be used for the same body part.
Beyond the face and its uneasy demilitarized zone bordering the neck, The Sanctuary can also lint-roll skinsuits along medium areas such as the bikini line or underarms. Board-certified Dr. K. William Kitzmiller, FAAD, oversees the quality and safety of the treatments, and lasers are calibrated for empathy and small talk. Before calling to schedule your visit to the office, feel free to consult the staff to help to determine the appropriate regimen for your dermis.
Sanctuary DermaSpa
Directed by Dr. James Kahl and anti-aging specialist Jean Clark, Sanctuary DermaSpa offers a range of medically supervised aesthetic treatments and spa services. As a registered nurse, Clark synthesizes her passions for both beauty and medicine while earning glowing endorsements from A-Line Magazine’s Elle Morris, who writes that she “delivers incredible medical-grade procedures.” Clark and a team of licensed aestheticians also nurture complexions with microdermabrasion, remove unwanted hair with waxing, and eliminate the need to always wear a Zorro mask with permanent-makeup application.