What You'll Get
After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today’s Groupon offers respite from the chaos: for $110, you get a two-night stay for two in a standard suite at Sand Bay Beach Resort in Sturgeon Bay. Additional guests can stay at a charge of $15 per night per person, and children 12 and younger can stay for no additional charge.
Situated in a quiet, rustic setting at the heart of walleye, smallmouth, trout, and muskie fishing country, Sandy Bay Beach Resort trades city sidewalks for lakefront views and traffic honks for fishing hooks. Suites furnished with luxurious amenities look out on beachside bonfires and prime Door County fishing. A king-size bed and full-size pullout sofa soothe backs sore from hauling in an epic catch, and the bathroom’s oversize shower can fit as many fish as the outdoor grilling area and indoor fish-cleaning room can process. After a long day spent traversing the 200-foot dock and perusing the resort’s library collection, couples can retire to the waters of a whirlpool bathtub or indoor pool.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 2 week cancellation notice required or fee up to 1/2 Groupon price may apply. 8 week cancellation notice required for reservations held 6 months or longer or fee up to 1/2 Groupon price may apply. Subject to availability. Valid for up to 2 people per room. Not valid 10/7-10/16 or 12/30/11-1/2/12. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.