After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today’s Groupon offers respite from the chaos: for $110, you get a two-night stay for two in a standard suite at Sand Bay Beach Resort in Sturgeon Bay (up to a $220 value). Additional guests can stay at a charge of $15 per night per person, and children 12 and younger can stay for no additional charge.
Situated in a quiet, rustic setting at the heart of walleye, smallmouth, trout, and muskie fishing country, Sandy Bay Beach Resort trades city sidewalks for lakefront views and traffic honks for fishing hooks. Suites furnished with luxurious amenities look out on beachside bonfires and prime Door County fishing. A king-size bed and full-size pullout sofa soothe backs sore from hauling in an epic catch, and the bathroom’s oversize shower can fit as many fish as the outdoor grilling area and indoor fish-cleaning room can process. After a long day spent traversing the 200-foot dock and perusing the resort’s library collection, couples can retire to the waters of a whirlpool bathtub or indoor pool.
3798 Sand Bay Point Rd.
Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin 54235