What You'll Get
Grape juice magically transforms into wine in the same way milk becomes cheese and a 1972 Dodge Dart becomes an even older 1972 Dodge Dart. Tipple the tasty transformation with today's Groupon: for $7, you get a one-year happy trails membership to the Oklahoma Grape Growers and Wine Makers Association (a $25 value).
Oklahoma Grape Growers and Wine Makers Association acculturates curious palates with sophisticated flavors and offer oenophiles a voice in the world of local wine. Annual membership gifts tongue-holders free and discounted admission to a series of festivals and meetings hosted by grape buffs to showcase delectable swallows, discuss the future of production, and display tablecloth stains that resemble Elvis. Join imbibing friends in June at the Chapel Creek Winery for a VIP function with hors d'oeuvres and wine tasting, receive a 50% discount to the Oklahoma Wine Festival held in October (regularly $15), and member-rate admission of $75 to the annual meeting held in May (regularly $175). Club-card carriers also gain access to a regular newsletter with updates on the blossoming wine industry and the latest descriptive additions to the lingo, such as "zazzy" and "philology."
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must activate membership by 2/8/12, membership expires 1 year from activation date. Wine is provided gratis and is not to be considered an inducement to consume. Must be 21 or older with valid ID. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.