What You'll Get
Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the White House. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with presidential seals with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a 50-minute Swedish massage, European facial, and microdermabrasion at Sanda Gané European Day Spa in Wellington ($305 value). Within its serene confines, Sanda Gané European Day Spa wages war on nature's army of aesthetic afflictions with a broad arsenal of treatments and an experienced, knowledgeable staff. The soothing massage treats you to the same nuanced kneadery that's made "oohs" and "ahhs" Sweden's top two exports for decades ($85 value), accompanied by the pelt-perfecting power of microdermabrasion ($125 value) and a European-style facial ($95 value) which, unlike Australian-style facials, eschews the assistance of kangaroos with boxing gloves.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Groupon is forfeited for missed appointment. Valid only at Wellington location. Must use in 1 visit. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.