Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $39, you get two 20-minute advanced whitening sessions at Sandlewood Spa & Wellness Centre (a $226 value).

Sandlewood Spa & Wellness Center owner and proprietor Tracy Adams-Willcott employs her 25 years of experience and continuing education in aesthetics to help brighten smile shades. During the 20-minute Beaming White teeth-whitening treatment, a skilled technician coats teeth with peroxide whitening gel, a gentle but powerful formula with oxygen molecules that activate under an LED light to fizzle out stains caused from using tobacco, drinking coffee, or eating fresco paintings. The treatment works to reduce teeth sensitivity enough for patients to receive back-to-back treatments, which can vastly lighten ivories and leave mouths glowing.