Plants grow toward the sun in an effort to maximize their exposure to life-giving light and to escape the incessant trash talking of underground worms. Tend to garden harmony with today's Groupon: for $65, you get one hour of gardening, maintenance, and cleaning services from Sandy's Nursery in Midland (a $130 value). This Groupon is only valid in Midland and Odessa.

Sandy's Nursery's team of agricultural artisans performs house calls every day, returning gardens to the sapling splendor of their youth. Spade-wielders can pull stubborn weeds, water thirsty plants, and trim back vines that threaten to engulf your garden's gnome community. The nursery houses a large selection of plants, specializing in palm trees and cacti, as well as pots and decorations in clay, concrete, and iron. Be sure to take a gander at some of Sandy's gardening tips, with advice on mowing, water conservation, and disciplining your photosynthetic charges.