What You'll Get
The best present a person can receive is love, but the second-best present is a box of puppies wrapped in money. Give a gift that is almost as good as a money-wrapped dog box with today’s Groupon from Santa Speaking. Choose from the following options:
- For $18, you get a single live call for one child and an MP3 recording (up to a $36.95 value).
- For $27, you get an extended live call for up to three children and an MP3 recording (up to a $56.95 value).
- For $30, you get a single live call for one child on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day and an MP3 recording (up to a $66.95 value).
- For $35, you get an extended live call on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day and an MP3 recording (up to an $86.95 value).<p>
Because of high demand during the holiday season, all calls must be scheduled online before December 9, 2011.
Santa Speaking’s personalized phone calls from Saint Nick have delighted children and parents all over the country, earning the company a score of media attention from outlets such as the New York Times and various morning talk shows. Eschew the synthetic beards and countless elf-union violations linked to many mall Santas for the jolly vocal cadence of one of Santa Speaking’s fully screened Kris Kringles. After parents place an order, they fill out a personalized survey outlining the naughty and nice aspects of their offspring’s life that only the real Santa would know, including grades in school, hobbies, and preferred finger-painting mediums—such as newly upholstered furniture. Caller IDs read “North Pole” when Santa finally rings, and tots can chat with the big man for 3–5 minutes during a single call or 8–10 minutes during an extended call, which can be shared between siblings. Then a couple of days later, an MP3 recording arrives in email inboxes ready to be downloaded for parents to cherish and use as future blackmail for years to come.
Santa Speaking was founded by a husband-and-wife team that fervently believes in miracles after each survived a battle with cancer. As such, a portion of Santa Speaking’s profits is donated to Stand Up to Cancer.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Calls must be scheduled by 12/9/11. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.