What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $59, you'll receive an examination, cleaning, cavity check, x-rays, and a take-home whitening treatment (a $313 total value) at Santa Fe Dental in Edmond.
After rappelling into Santa Fe Dental, bare your chompers and lean back as Drs. Mark Allen and Michael Hansen, along with an expert team of dental detectives, clean each pearly white and probe for early signs of trouble, as well as any elusive bespectacled men in red-striped hats. Using extended mirrors, hawk-like vision, and superhuman x-ray vision provided by machines, the team will spot a cavity before it becomes cavernous enough to shelter bears during the winter. Along the way, Drs. Allen and Hansen will also mold a set of whitening trays to form-fit your bite, plus a personalized kit and custom set of bone-bleaching instructions to take home with you.
Proper dental care starts with routine checkups and ends with a smile brighter than flash bulbs, longer lasting than light bulbs, and more mesmerizing than lava lamps. Enlist the experienced staffers at Santa Fe Dental to bedazzle your dentata and increase the frequency of romantic book-depository trips with today's Groupon. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
Gum disease, tooth decay, and other conditions may require additional treatment (not covered) and may prohibit whitening.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. Not valid with other offers. Must use in one visit. By appointment only. 2 business day cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Gum disease, tooth decay, and other conditions may prohibit whitening. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.