Earth has been repeatedly invaded by alien Tori, whose plans of domination are constantly foiled by humankind's instinct to immediately devour anything donut-shaped. Help defeat the vicious, sticky-sweet aggressors with today's deal: for $7, you get a one-dozen assortment of donuts and pastries from Sarah Jane's Bakery (up to a $14.28 value), a purveyor of oven-baked delights located in northeast Minneapolis.
Enjoying the bounty of one dozen donuts and pastries is the perfect way to start one dozen mornings, or a few less mornings if a couple of false-start donuts are tested beforehand. The build-your-own twelvesome of dough-based joy can be assembled from any pastry valued at $1.19 or less, availing customers of cake donuts of the plain, glazed, and sprinkled persuasion, as well as sugar donuts, French donuts, Long Johns, assorted Danishes, maple sticks, fried cinnamon rolls, fritters, twists, and shouts. The absolute joy of choosing your very own dozen is equaled by few events in life, with the exception perhaps of eating your very own dozen, becoming a parent, or watching a childhood nemesis get hit in the face with a water balloon in slow motion.
Though cavorting through a magical land of mapled sugars, jellied fillings, and rivers of Bavarian cream is an impossibility cruelly imposed upon Americans by Gene Wilder, today's deal offers the next best thing. Put on your Skirt of Decisiveness or your Hat of Randomly Pointing at Things and donutify a dewy morn at Sarah Jane's Bakery.
- The old fashion donuts made with tons of love only on Fridays are the best! YUM! – Mello, Urbanspoon
- Sarah Jane's still stands out as the best and most freindley [sic] bakery in the area. I was there a few weeks ago they said that they had an unexpected run on the donuts. so they had fresh ones just coming out of the kitchen. My customers were impressed. Its [sic] the little things that make this a great place to go. – TJs Great Places, Urbanspoon