What You'll Get
It takes about 15 muscles to smile, 50 to frown, and 148 to save a curbside couch from life in a landfill. Soothe sympathetic sinews with today's Groupon: for $30, you get your choice of a one-hour massage (a $60 value) from Sarah Kittleson, LMT, who is based inside Circle Healthcare Clinic.
Licensed massage therapist Sarah Kittleson wrings every drop of tension from achy muscles, boosting relaxation and decreasing anxiety with a number of massage modalities tailored to each client. Guests can choose from Sarah’s repertoire of one-hour strategic massages, including Swedish and deep-tissue options, where her deft hands reverse the ravages caused by stress, strain, and brick-filled backpacks atop a comfortable heated table. Structural Relief Therapy (SRT) helps assuage pain, correct posture, and restore joint function by tapping into the neurological system, restoring faulty landline connections between the brain and its muscle minions. A biodynamic massage directs deep-tissue and cranial manipulation toward muscles and fascia for a meditative experience that spreads stress release throughout the fluid and spatial systems of the body. Craniosacral Therapy (CST) gently probes the membranes and fluids surrounding the spine and skull, kick-starting the central nervous system and killing headaches and chronic pain with kindness. Prenatal massage addresses the pain of towing a growing fetal kickboxer with an endorphin-releasing massage that relieves the back, neck, abs, and shoulders of pickle-hoarding life givers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only, subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older or have parental consent. New clients only. Extra fee for upgrades. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.