The best beauty treatments have the effect of sending people back in time without the expectation to prevent the War of 1812. Turn back clocks catch-free with today’s Groupon: for $399, you get an eMatrix treatment session at Sarah Swanson Skincare (a $1,200 value). This Groupon is valid for 200 pulses, which can typically treat the entire face or the face and neck.

Sarah Swanson combines advanced technologies with a holistic approach to beauty in order to assist a variety of aesthetic requests, including facial rejuvenation with FDA-cleared eMatrix equipment. In the 45–60-minute treatment, which is safe for all skin types, radio waves pass through skin and mimic the effects of a face lift by motivating sluggish collagen cells directly with recordings of FDR’s fireside chats. Clients may feel a warm, prickly sensation as aestheticians apply the hand-held eMatrix instrument to faces or necks, but won’t have to worry about any postsession downtime. Immediately after the treatment, wrinkles and fine lines unfurrow, acne scars and dark spots fade, stretch marks contact, and epidermal texture and tone becomes more even. Skin may appear pink and feel slightly sunburned, allowing clients to temporarily infiltrate and live as one with a flock of flamingoes. Complexions may continue to improve for up to one year after the treatment. Most patients benefit from three treatments spaced four–six weeks apart, but the number of treatments required varies from person to person.

Groupon customers also receive 10% off all Sarah Swanson products, including the Sealed-with-a-Kiss soy candle, which doubles as a paraffin treatment once melted and is locked with a lip-reading keypad. 20% of proceeds from the candle go to breast-cancer-awareness charities.