Chipped nail polish leaves fingers looking unkempt and culpable in the federal case against the master thief who clawed into Fort Knox. Get fresh coats of alibi with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a deluxe mani-pedi at Nails by Joanne, located at Potentials in Los Altos (a $60 value).
Nails by Joanne draws from nearly two decades of expertise as she pampers appendages with luxurious manicures and pedicures. Jagged talons transmogrify into smooth squares or delicate ovals beneath textured files, and overgrown cuticles beat a hasty retreat before daubs of vivid polish coordinate nails with clients' outfits, moods, or fire-engine-red irises. Hot towels and stones melt away built-up stress, and rejuvenating dips in paraffin wax smooth chapped skin and hydrate thirsty pores. A 15-minute hand-and-foot massage hones in on lingering digital tension with gentle pressure and therapeutic oils that sing soothing lullabies.