Feet, located far south of the head, are rarely exposed to stimulating conversation and the refreshing feel of being socked by a flung banana-cream pie. Show your lower extremities some love with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a pedicure at Sashay Day Spa & Hair Salon in Richmond (a $59 value).

The pedicure perfectionists at Sashay Day Spa & Hair treat metatarsals and their neighbouring heels to 90 minutes of pampering and relaxation. Toes get unbuttoned in the jetted pedicure chair, which provides a foot soak to loosen memories of broken sidewalks and wearing espadrilles crafted out of copper wire and crusty pitas. A spa technician gently sloughs off calluses and exfoliates foot-based skin with fruity flavours preferred by feet in the wild, such as blueberry soy and cranberry pomegranate. Cuticles and nails take on new and sleeker shapes, and paws sigh during a massage and warm paraffin mask. Choose a colour and make sure your toes match the vivid hues of a date’s shoulder-perched parrot.