What You'll Get
Homes that lack abundant natural light are seven times more likely to produce children who can't perform basic photosynthesis. Beautify sunlight portals with today's Groupon: for $99, you get $250 worth of custom window treatments from Saskatoon Custom Blinds. Today’s deal is valid for service areas in Saskatoon and within a 30-kilometre radius of Saskatoon. This Groupon is not valid toward shutters.
Saskatoon Custom Blinds’ cadre of window-enhancing experts outfits bare portholes with custom coverings in a host of fabrics, styles, and colours designed to complement existing interiors while preserving privacy. Panescapers descend upon homes for a complimentary in-home consultation to inspect domestic dimensions and styles, proffering owners advice as to which treatments will ameliorate a room’s aura and prevent light from in-home football fields from escaping out windows. Faux wood blinds ($150+/blind) gussy up transparent mirrors with chic ersatz timber that remains impervious to the ravages of heat, humidity, moisture, and teething pet beavers. Swaddle residential glass eyes in roller shades ($150+/blind) whose smooth operating system ensures turbulence-free descending and retracting. Available in a variety of fabrics equipped with insulating air pockets, cellular shades ($200+/blind) grant homesteaders a light-filtering feature that allows only the most stylish of sunbeams to pass through it, or room-darkening shades that strain out sunshine to facilitate Sunday brunches with vampire counts.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Not valid for sale items. Not valid for shutters. Valid only within 30km-radius of Saskatoon. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Saskatoon Custom Blinds
Saskatoon Custom Blinds’ technicians employ a large inventory of window coverings and an intimate knowledge of the way that light filters through any material to help customers zero in on the best options for their projects, from single windows or treatments for an entire home. Regency roller shades fashioned from natural woven materials or custom fabrics give windows retractable coverage. Moodscapes cellular shades insulate against outdoor temperatures and admit only the desired percentage of sunlight. Shadow Magic shades diffuse light with the sheer look of a soft drapery and their panes can be tilted to direct light downward, upward, or specifically at where the Ark of the Covenant is buried.