Three factors distinguish today's humans from their distant forest-dwelling ancestors: opposable thumbs, an aptitude for higher-level thinking, and the ability to don leopard spots one day and zebra stripes the next. Show off your superiority with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of clothing and accessories from Sassy Britches in Tuscaloosa.
A contemporary women’s boutique, Sassy Britches stocks its shelves with fresh, affordably priced fashion finds. Visitors can play the part of a romantic in an ethereal scallop-hemmed top from Ark & Co ($48) or strut down the block in a pair of legging-fit black Yahada capris ($36). Gold Pierre Dumas heels ($32) put a fine finishing touch on cocktail dresses, skinny jeans, or flannel pajamas. The boutique's dedicated employees help shoppers mine the selection of skirts ($42–$56), handbags, jewelry, and designer denim ($149+), from brands such as Red Engine and William Rast, to keep bored limbs from declaring mutiny.