In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute Signature massage at Satori Holistic Massage in Oakley (a $69 value).
The Satori Signature massage disperses pent-up tension within the body, mind, and spirit for 60 muscle-melting minutes. Licensed massage therapist Deborah Hunter rubs aching bodies from head to talon with medium to firm pressure in a private treatment room refreshingly devoid of hyenas disguised as Bob Barker. A feast for the senses, the Signature massage employs the services of warm towels, hot stones, and nostril-pleasing aromatherapy. The holistic massage may relieve muscle tension and stimulate circulation, leaving bodies more refreshed and relaxed than an unwound Slinky.
Although Satori Holistic Massage sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Satori Holistic Massage
Licensed massage therapist Deborah Hunter's massages are so revitalizing, they might make you want to take her everywhere you go. That was especially true for one client, who loved her treatments so much that she flew her out to Tuscany to provide massages for her house guests. This effect might be due to the fact that her skills in the art of bodywork combine with a natural intuition, thanks to her social-work experience. She uses that dual knowledge to ease customers' aches and knead away stress during Swedish, deep-tissue, and hot-stone massages. Fragrant aromatherapy oils bolster relaxation without attracting bees, and hot towels melt tension from muscles.
3235 Madison Rd.
Cincinnati, Ohio 45209