Facial expressions weighed down by dead skin cells lose their subtle nuances, making sultry eyebrow raises look like droopy stares and smiles look like come-hither snarls. Communicate accurately with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a facial and microdermabrasion at Schlessinger Eye & Face in Woodbury (a $195 value).

Under the guidance of Dr. David Schlessinger, Schlessinger Eye & Face's aestheticians cleanse pores and exfoliate skin to leave behind smooth, fresh skinscapes. Facial features are refined and repaired during a 60-minute session that commences with a customized facial. Gentle hands slather skin with pharmaceutical-grade products for a person-specific treatment to hydrate and revitalize face flesh before extracting pores, purging them of air impurities and burrowing gummi bears. During the microdermabrasion treatment, crystals and natural enzymes slough dead skin cells off facial surfaces, revealing a youthful-looking pelt by evening fine lines and erasing sunspots shaped like curse words. A head and neck massage concludes the rejuvenation process, leaving the mind relaxed and destressed in its newly rebuffed home.