Regular facials often lead to a glowing complexion, compliments from total strangers, and the ability to purchase Happy Meals without a fake ID. Re-taste the cuisine of childhood with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour European facial (a $65 value) at Schonheits Salon & Spa in Germantown.
Schonheits Salon & Spa’s talented cosmetologists transform men and women of humble countenances into glowing counts and countesses with a number of facial services. The one-hour European facial melds the time-honored techniques of Old-World aesthetics with modern-day technological upgrades. After an expert analysis of a client's skin’s traits—including its texture, tone, and number of USB ports—Schonheits' façade-furbishers will customize the gentle storm of lotions and exfoliants to the client's needs. As ramshackle skull-hulls get rejuvenated, stiff shoulders and necks melt beneath a stress-relieving rubdown, and arm endings undergo an extended massage followed by a few minutes inside a pair of hot mitts.
Schonheits Salon & Spa’s hardwood floors, elegant wall sconces, framed mirrors, and fireplace transport frazzled brains to a tranquil realm far from the city's honking horns, rogue marching bands, and incessant "everything's fine" siren.