As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $2,100, you get LASIK or PRK corrective eye surgery on both eyes (a $4,200 value) plus a required pre-treatment evaluation (a $95 value) at Schulze Eye & Surgery Center (a $4,295 total value).

Helmed by Dr. Richard Schulze Jr., this highly trained team of eye mechanics repair corneal malfeasance with state-of-the-art laser procedures. To decide which treatment best suits the patient, Dr. Schulze performs a two-hour evaluation that includes a complete eye exam, VISX CustomVue Wavefront analysis, a brief game of catch, and corneal topography and pachymetry. LASIK procedures are performed at a following visit, where patients' vision globes are numbed and laid beneath the VISX Star S4 excimer laser, which slings precision pulses of light underneath a removed layer of the cornea, correcting vision-impairing terrain and lessening the dependence on corrective eyewear. The majority of recipients of the laser-eye love fest reports 20/40 vision or better post-procedure, and most eyes report they love their new laser-tan.

Unlike LASIK, the Photorefractive Keratectomy performs its spectacular light show on the surface of the cornea, flattening the outer layer by wowing it with impressive choreography. With a newly remodeled surface, the cornea better focuses light onto the retina, improving focus. The procedure gradually improves vision over the course of recovery, sharpening near- or farsighted vision within about four weeks. Recovery times vary, but PRK typically takes slightly longer than LASIK or MAGIC.