Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get one classic facial at Scissors Hair Salon (a $50 value).
Scissors Hair Salon's talented aestheticians rewind facial clocks with the one-hour classic facial, which includes an exfoliation, massage, and personalized mask. After a thorough skin analysis that helps the epidermal expert to craft the mask and catalogue moles that have taken on the shape of Stonehenge, an exfoliating scrub washes away dead cells. An optional extraction session sees the skin savant banish blackheads with ritualistic chanting. While faces find refreshment, a muscle mender kneads bodily creaks and groans away with a massage. Finally, the aesthetician applies a customized concoction to facades, which moisturizes skin, abolishes blemishes, and reduces wrinkles. For an additional cost, Groupon buyers can add a paraffin mask ($10) and enzyme peel ($10).