Pizza is ubiquitous in American culture, thanks solely to its ability to double as a fraction calculator. Indulge in a numerator with today’s Groupon to Scotti’s Pizza Palooza. Choose from the between options:
- For $11, you get dinner for two (a $23.43 total value, including tax), which includes:
- One 16-inch gourmet pizza (a $17.99 value)
Two medium fountain drinks (a $1.90 value each) <p>
- For $5, you get $10 worth of anything on the menu (pastas range from $6.49 to $7.49; pizzas range from $6.99 to $17.99; sandwiches range from $6.49 to $6.99). <p>
Scotti’s Pizza Palooza emits golden brown pizzas and hearty Italian fare from its dining area and at its speedy carryout window. Pizzas bear an array of meats to waiting mouths, such as the That’s a Meaty Pie with sausage, pepperoni, meatball, ham, and bacon, or carry cargo that is closer to the earth with vegetarian options including the pizza Florentine with spinach, tomato, mushroom, and feta.
While watching a landmark game on the two 50-inch flat-screen TVs, diners can also savor the oven-baked and marinara-soaked meatball sandwich, or the baked penne tossed in creamy alfredo sauce. A choice of pizza toppings blanket flatbreads—lighter versions of pizza served on crispy extra-thin crust, and accompanied by marinara sauce for dipping or using as tomato-flavored lipstick. Meanwhile, for Scotti’s Sunday special, staffers present kids who order pizza with raw rolled dough and their choice of toppings, allowing underage eaters to handcraft their own dinners.