A shiny car can blind potential carjackers just long enough to distract them while you steal their bikes. Confuse the efforts of car thieves with today's Groupon to Scott's Collision Centers's Stroudsburg location. Choose between the following options:

• For $29, you get a standard interior or exterior detailing for a standard car or truck (a $62.50 value).
• For $59, you get a standard complete detail for a standard car or truck (a $125 value).

This deal is only valid for standard cars or trucks. Wagons, SUVs, and minivans are subject to an additional charge.

The trusty, experienced repairmen at Scott's Collision Centers clean up grungy vehicles by buffing out exterior blemishes and doting on interiors. After arming themselves with eco-friendly products, the cleaners carefully scour the auto's inner parts, seeking out clutter, grime, and muck and scrubbing down plastic and vinyl. A vacuuming frees seats and carpets from oppressive dust-bunny regimes, and a window wipe down ensures the complete removal of any incriminating smudges.

Next, the experts guide their washcloths to the exterior, displacing built-up tar and bug graveyards by hand and using orbital equipment to polish and wash the outer shell to a swirl-free finish. Tires bathe in a healthy mixture of soap and elbow grease and doorjambs give up their accumulated crumbs and dust to the grabby hands of motor maids. Whether choosing the standard complete detail or focusing the filth-banishing activities on only the inside or outside, car parents can watch their wheeled progeny take a bath while lounging comfortably on one of Scott's Collision Centers's plush couches.