Unless they’re kept in one place, memories will run rampant and possess total strangers, causing them to relive other people's adolescent fears of long division and sneaky nose-stealing uncles. Create your own memory petting zoo with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get two precut scrapbooking kits (a $30 value) at Scrappers Attic in Spokane Valley.

Tell the stories of life's momentous occasions through sight and touch with a pair of two-page scrapbooking kits from Scrappers Attic. Each kit endows the collage-curious with photographic anthology pages based on a wide selection of themes, including football, special moments, school memories, and more. Scrappers Attic provides each precut piece, preventing any potential injuries induced by literal games of rock-paper-scissors. All snapshot architects are bestowed with a color copy layout of what each scrapbook page should look like, allowing easy assemblage of one's masterpiece at home or at one of Scrappers Attic's in-store tables.

Scrappers Attic bustles with free photo cropping events every Friday night from 6 p.m. to midnight, which is the perfect time to excise former lovers and on-again-off-again siblings from your pictures.