According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts, repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal. For $6, you get one ultimate car wash at Scrub-A-Dub ($12 value). With 12 car-wash centers throughout the area, find the nearest washery from among the locations listed here.

Give your auto a break from a tiresome week of traffic jams, speed bumps, and fast-approaching migratory gulls by buttering it up with soapy satisfaction with a first-class wash. Using soft cloths and gentle hands, professionals cleanse the exterior while the underbody is flushed of salt, dirt, and other corrosive matter. A foam polish silences corrupted corrosion and rust gets sprayed back into a mature state of inhibited reclusion. In the event that clouds stop being powered by dreams and start being run on batteries, protect your vehicle's coat from acidic rain and other pollutants, such as beautifully damaging sunsets, with a clear-coat wax.

Let the Scrub-A-Dub staff, with their years of detailing experience and knowledge of the latest techniques, wade into the mess to give your car a better coating and pressurized wash than most driveway-based washes performed by pachyderms. Besides, you never know when you might have to drive your boss to an across-town meeting. Today's deal eliminates the need for constant apologizing during your unexpected drive; instead, let your passengers apologize to you.

Reviews

Of Scrub-A-Dub's 12 Milwaukee branches, only the South 27th Street location has reviews to speak of, with three Insider Pagers giving the car wash four stars:

• This shop is perfect for a wonderful car wash. – Laura M.
• This place has all you need to keep your car looking good. Your car will appreciate the attention to details that make this place so special. – Cruzita N.