Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $49, you get two hours of interior house cleaning by two cleaners from Sea Mates (a $100 value).
Sea Mates restores residences to the spotless splendor of their halcyon days with efficient, dirt-defying on-site scrubbings. A two-person team of professional cleaners can travel a round trip total of 50 miles from their base in Port Aransas to expurgate muck from carpets, grime from counters, and skeletons from closets. With today’s deal, the traveling gunk-removers will tackle up to 1,000 square feet of dirty domicile, taking out trash and even making up beds that have been left in ruin following nightlong pillow fights and teddy bear skirmishes. Great for touching up the house before the in-laws visit or after an extended guest's stay, Sea Mates offers flexible hours for last-minute emergencies.