After properly cooking a lobster, its once-brown exoskeleton turns bright red, letting chefs know that it's both ready to serve and profoundly embarrassed for showing up without pants. Make a meal of deliciously mortified seafood with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of crab, crawfish, shrimp, and more at Seafood Heaven, located on Colonial Drive.
Serving everything from steamed crawfish to snow crab legs, Seafood Heaven smites appetites with a menu of delights dredged up from the ocean depths and cooked to order. Feast your eyes on a bevy of blue ($8.99–$35.99), snow ($7.99–$48.99), and dungeness ($7.99–$48.99) crab helpings, augmented by the addition of shrimp, if desired. Diners can settle a stomach bet with a pound of steamed, garlic, lemon, or fried crawfish ($4.99), a dozen jumbo shrimps ($11.99), or 50 chicken wings sauced up in a mild, hot, or specialty flavors ($30.79).
Hungry households or Latvian soccer teams can satiate their appetites with a wide range of family platters, such as Auntie Tutties Favorite, made up of a pound of dungeness crab legs, a pound of snow crab legs, and a dozen shrimp, plus ears of corn and potatoes ($43.99). The Coli Cole Special adds six medium blue crabs and two pounds of crawfish to the aforementioned mix ($68.99). Piquant options, such as jambalaya ($2.99–$5.25), jazz up the standard seafood buffet, while side items (most under $5) such as fries, grits, hush puppies, coleslaw, and conch fritters keep picky eaters from feeling excluded.