The average human mind holds 600 gigabytes of memory, which seems even smaller now that all life events occur in high definition. Save brain space by generating hard copies of happy times with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a portrait bundle at Sears Portrait Studio, valid at any Sears location (a $114.95 total value, including sitting fee).
The photographers of fortune at Sears Portrait Studio are seasoned kid wranglers, and will prove their prowess at capturing high-spirited younglings in their oft-rumored but rarely seen "still" state—capturing smiles at their finest. To avoid the stiff, artificial poses that so often result from preserving offspring in carbonite, Sears Portrait Studio shutterbugs get the wee ones relaxed and comfortable so that the special spark of their personalities shines through naturally (a $14.99 value for an unlimited number of subjects). Postsession, the best shots will be reassembled into two striking, digitally enhanced wall portraits: a 10"x13" size of your favorite pose (a $29.98 value) and a 16"x20" size of the same or different pose (a $69.98 value).