The average human mind holds 600 gigabytes of memory, which seems even smaller now that all life events occur in high definition. Save brain space by generating hard copies of happy times with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get a studio package at Kiddie Kandids Portrait Studio, valid at any Kiddie Kandids location inside Babies"R"Us (a $244.90 value, including session fee).
The photographers of fortune at Kiddie Kandids Portrait Studio are seasoned kid wranglers and will prove their prowess in capturing high-spirited younglings in their oft-rumored but rarely seen still state—preserving smiles at their finest. To avoid the stiff, artificial poses that so often result from preserving offspring in carbonite, Kiddie Kandids’ shutterbugs get wee ones relaxed and comfortable so that the special spark of their personalities shines through naturally. Bring as many budding models to the session as you can gather, and the best shots will be reassembled into a striking, digitally enhanced 10"x13" wall portrait, plus a 10"x10" Tender Moment print, two 8"x10" photos, two 5"x7" photos, four 3"x5" photos, eight wallet-bound photographs, and one preferred pose put onto a CD with a full copyright release to distribute to family members or to use as a spy mirror to avoid the basilisk that lives down the hall.