What You'll Get
Losing weight leads to many worthwhile benefits, such as a healthier heart, improved confidence, and increased success when evading cheetahs. Slenderize the simple way with today's Groupon: for $150, you get a diet-program consultation, a two-week supply of human Chorionic Gonadotropin (hGC), one meal-replacement drink mix, 12 meal-replacement bars, and 16 ounces of medium-chain triglyceride oil (a $349.85 value) at Seattle Wellness Programs on Elliott Avenue.
Owned and operated by Dr. Elissa Mullen, a naturopathic primary-care physician, Seattle Wellness Programs attenuates patrons with a safe, individualized combination of nutrition and hCG treatments. Following an initial consultation to customize a diet plan and educate about hCG's ability to break into and utilize vaults of stored fat, dieters will hew to a regiment of meal replacements for two weeks. Usually an effective way to shed pounds without getting rid of bulky bones or establishing a colony on the moon, this slimming protocol typically produces fast results and seeks to modify the eaters' relationship with food for maintaining long-term goals.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Seattle Wellness Programs
Seattle Wellness Programs is helmed by a team of medical professionals and wellness experts who each specialize in a different area—weight loss, natural medicine, massage therapy, and so on. They work with clients to make them look and feel younger and healthier, creating physician-directed weight loss programs as well as skin-tightening Thermage treatments, which contour the body using pulses of heat to regenerate skin's elasticity.