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August 21, 2013
What You'll Get
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Nothing says "power player" like being whisked off in an executive sedan, except for being whisked off in a chariot drawn by sparrows. Today’s Groupon to Secure Limo USA gets you to the airport in style with a private sedan ride for $20. Your swanky Lincoln Town Car or Cadillac DTS will pick you up from anywhere uptown ($45 value) or downtown ($40 value) in the Washington DC area and transport you to Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. Call ahead to reserve your ride, instead of begging the people who you thought were friends (Michael) for a last-minute lift.
Taking public transportation to the airport can add hours onto your trip and requires you to lug your luggage on and off trains, into and out of taxis, up craggy mountains, and through shallow creeks and tributaries. By the time you get to the airport, your roller bag’s wheels are wobbly, your sense of personal space is corrupted, and you've come to understand why misunderstood supervillains want those smug superheroes to suffer just as much as the rest of us.
If traveling by plane makes you nervous, having a driver can ease the inevitable tension, allowing you to swallow your tranquilizers early enough for them to kick in before take-off or grease your constricted gullet with a pre-travel Bloody Mary. The friendly drivers at Secure Limo will arrive on time as scheduled and make your ride cozy and serene.
Asking your sweetie for a ride to the airport can lead to a “where is this relationship heading” conversation. Instead, ask the friendly drivers at Secure Limo where you’re heading, or pleasantly enjoy the silence of a ride that doesn’t require emotional sharing.
For airport drop-off only. Airport pick-up not available. Car type subject to availability.
Though there are few online reviews, two Yellow Pagers give Secure Limo USA a perfect five-star rating:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 20, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Airport drop-off only. Reservations required. For Washington National Airport only. Pick up from Wash. D.C. only (downtown or uptown). Tip not included. Subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.