What You'll Get
Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proved to be useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon lets you reap the benefits of the world’s favourite repurposed supervillain weapon: for $99, you get three laser hair-reduction treatments at Segal Vein and Laser (up to a $525 value), located in Delta. See sidebar for areas of treatment.
Clinic director and surgeon Dr. Segal oversees a well trained staff of hair harvesters that rounds up ready-to-pick follicles using gentle laser technology. The clinic’s high-tech hair-removal equipment channels safe radio frequencies in conjunction with light energy to stunt actively sprouting hairs at the follicles. Fingers can rid themselves of excess hair (a $50 value per session), and ladies can strut puddle side with confidence after thorough bikini line maintenance (a $175 value per session). To reduce redness and discomfort, Segal Vein and Laser simultaneously cools the surface of the skin. Unlike flailing toward a wall of flypaper, Segal Vein and Laser’s treatments typically do not require recovery time.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 48hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older or have guardian consent. Valid for select body areas only. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.