Segway Personal Transporters provide the only solution for when our legs go on strike to protest long walks and overzealous Rockette routines. Cross kneecap picket lines with today's Groupon: for $34, you get a two-hour Segway PT tour from Segway Experience Treasure Coast in Jensen Beach (a $69 value).
Segway Experience Treasure Coast glides two-wheeled tourists on guided tours that combine the singular enjoyment of a Segway PT ride with a crash course in Jensen Beach history and wildlife. After a brief product orientation that covers safety, steering technique, and executing a perfect backflip, clients take off to experience the scenic Treasure Coast. Each tour group has a low guide-to-customer ratio so that no one misses a detail of the narration, which includes facts about Jensen Beach's pineapple farming and the rare sea turtles who often come ashore to busk in town squares. Riders ages 14 and older who weigh 100–260 pounds can savor the sights and fresh coastal scents of Hutchinson Island. Tours should be booked in advance and are still held in light rain, with Segway Experience Treasure Coast divvying out complimentary rain gear and skateboarder swatters.