Segway Personal Transporter tours represent another step toward the inevitable fusion of man, machine, and commentary track. Give in to technological destiny with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a two-hour tour from Segway Experience at South Beach (a $59 value).

Led by friendly and knowledgeable tour guides, Segway Experience at South Beach weaves and winds passengers on a photogenic journey down the Florida coastline. Mounted atop a two-wheeled Segway PT, passengers silently glide along the Atlantic as they peruse elevated oceanfront views and soak in the history of Miami's art-deco district, the first developed section of Miami Beach. Tours boast a small glider-to-guide ratio for an intimate mobile experience, and riders benefit from a product orientation by Segway-certified captains. Operating early-morning and late-evening tours, Segway Experience at South Beach recommends passengers wear comfortable clothing and bring cameras to capture memories and photo-finish results from sand dollars rolling alongside their vehicles.