The diaries of Lewis and Clark are filled with cantankerous laments about having to tour the wilderness by foot and the startling lack of trailside fast-food options. Equip yourself with a discoverer's eyes and a Robocop's wheels with today's deal: for $24, you get a one-hour Let's Ride Segway Tour with Harbor Segs in National Harbor.
The Let's Ride Tour allows riders to take the reigns of their two-wheeled green machines and then ride through the scenic reaches of National Harbor, a scenic destination ripe with art, eats, and nauticality. Tours are kept to a six-person per guide ratio, ensuring that all riders are kept within conversational distance of the knowledgeable, enthusiastic leader. Likewise, because of the intimate size of the Seg-pack, guests often collaborate with guides to pave a path that suits the group's varying degrees of experience, curiosity, and willingness to believe that Segways are capable of flight.
A Segway tour offers a new perspective on a familiar setting or a mind-altering journey for travelers. Riders who've never tamed a 12-mph monster needn't worry, as all Segways are equipped with high-speed microprocessors, solid-state gyroscopes, and powerful electric motors designed to keep everything running as smoothly as a stick of warm butter coated with Carnauba wax. Call ahead at least 48 hours in advance to make your reservation.