What You'll Get
The diaries of Lewis and Clark are filled with cantankerous laments about having to tour the wilderness by foot and the startling lack of trailside fast-food options. Equip yourself with a discoverer's eyes and a Robocop's wheels with today's deal: for $24, you get a one-hour Let's Ride Segway Tour with Harbor Segs in National Harbor.
The Let's Ride Tour allows riders to take the reigns of their two-wheeled green machines and then ride through the scenic reaches of National Harbor, a scenic destination ripe with art, eats, and nauticality. Tours are kept to a six-person per guide ratio, ensuring that all riders are kept within conversational distance of the knowledgeable, enthusiastic leader. Likewise, because of the intimate size of the Seg-pack, guests often collaborate with guides to pave a path that suits the group's varying degrees of experience, curiosity, and willingness to believe that Segways are capable of flight.
A Segway tour offers a new perspective on a familiar setting or a mind-altering journey for travelers. Riders who've never tamed a 12-mph monster needn't worry, as all Segways are equipped with high-speed microprocessors, solid-state gyroscopes, and powerful electric motors designed to keep everything running as smoothly as a stick of warm butter coated with Carnauba wax. Call ahead at least 48 hours in advance to make your reservation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 add'l as gifts. Must be at least 16. Weight range must fall 100-290 lbs. Limit 6 per group. Reservation required. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.