Much like bathing a dog, washing your house requires a hose, specialized cleaning agents, and the strength to hold it down when it tries to run away. Forgo herculean bodybuilding regimens and leave abode grooming to the pros with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get 2,000 square feet of exterior home washing from Seminole Softwash (a $200 value).
Seminole Softwash’s seasoned cleansers apply a chemical caress to customers' homes, gently removing algae and other siding-sullying debris without the use of damaging high pressure. After examining the stains, one of these experienced alchemists mixes a brew of safe cleaning agents custom-tailored to the mess at hand. To prevent damage to paint, roof tiles, or garden-gnome chaise lounges, the solution is then applied to the exterior of the domicile using a soft-pressure spray gun. After the cleaning solution evicts loitering dirt from main surfaces and hard to reach areas, it's rinsed away with clean water, leaving the area safe for pets, plants, and spidermen.