Chairs, like spouses, should be appreciated for their undying support, even if they have two left feet. Frolic with furniture with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a 90-minute chair-dance workshop from Sensually Active (a $50 value).
Sensually Active's savvy hip-shakers inspire self-confidence in their pole-dancing patrons while simultaneously improving flexibility and muscle tone. The 90-minute chair-dance workshop's demanding dance routine, which employs only a chair and a zebra-striped cowboy hat, schools students in sensual movement and the intricacies of camouflaged safari sitting ($50). At the class's conclusion, students perform a two-minute routine to a popular song and are encouraged to take home the zebra-striped hat for at-home performances with La-Z-Boys or footstools.
Rejecting chairs in favour of slimmer props, Groupon customers may apply their $50 toward an in-home two-hour pole-dancing party, which educates hosts and their friends in the practice of pole whispering ($250).