Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh's gold with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona body-contouring treatments at Serene Radiance Laser Centre (a $1,999 value).
Overseen by a council of laser technologists, medical aestheticians, and nutritionists, the beam wielders at Serene Radiance trim torsos with fat-liquefying Zerona body contouring. Following a complimentary 15-minute consultation, the low-level laser splits it time treating patients' fronts and backs over the course of about 40 minutes to root out hard-to-exercise subcutaneous deposits and whittle waists down in time for floaty duck-ring season. Each session also includes 10 minutes on a vibration training machine, as well as Curva supplements. Depending on body composition, six sessions may be enough to achieve desired results, but additional appointments may be purchased as desired, either individually ($99) or in sets of six ($499). Though professional belly artists may find the size of their canvas in question as fat cells shrivel under the laser's gentle beam, the treatment carries little risk of discomfort or downtime.
Serene Radiance Laser Centre
Serene Radiance Laser Centre’s certified aesthetician and laser technologist work alongside a registered nurse and weight-loss consultant and combine their skills to banish wrinkles, flaws, and fat cells. The Centre’s versatile lasers take on such tasks as tightening sagging jowls, resurfacing skin to evaporate scar tissue and rosacea and permanently clearing away unwanted hair. Wrinkle-reducing Botox, Latisse eyelash enhancement, and other non-laser treatments round out the Centre's lineup of services.
The Centre’s up-to-date facility strikes a balance between modern comfort and clinical professionalism. Each treatment bed wears a disposable paper covering that protects against cross-contamination. In the same room, patients might glance up to find a flat-panel television or mariachi band that entertains them during treatments.
Edmonton, Alberta T6R 3L6