Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a two-hour thermal radio-frequency body-sculpting and smoothing treatment (a $250 value) at Serenity Day Spa in Ozark. This treatment is valid for one of the following areas: face and neck, chest, upper arms, upper back, waist, abdomen, inner thighs, or outer thighs.
Serenity Day Spa’s licensed beautifiers bolster bodies with myriad services to relax and keep youth from deserting to the next generation. Attentive technicians shear superfluous curves from clients' favorite appendages and treacherous Hot Wheels courses with the body-sculpting and smoothing treatment. During each two-hour session, waves of radio frequency bathe skeleton sheaths, joining forces with an epidermis-coddling cooling system to help expedite collagen production, thwart fat and cellulite toxicity, and tauten sagging tissue.
This nonsurgical procedure is designed to firm and smooth slack skin, banish uninhabited postpregnancy pockets, and thin arms until they can wear drinking straws as fashionable sleeves. Though most observe noticeable results from one session, 3–12 treatments garner optimal results, with annual or biannual touchups recommended.