Love, like a testosterone-filled elephant, goes on seasonal rampages. Contain and delight a two-member herd with today’s Groupon: for $229, you get a two-night romantic couples retreat at Serenity Farmhouse Inn (up to a $481.50 value), located in Wimberley. This Groupon can only be redeemed from Sunday to Wednesday.

Serenity's cottages (up to a $458 value), each decorated with thoughtful and cozy touches, make for an intimate getaway. On arrival, all of the guests’ senses are engaged as they nibble the cottage’s assortment of chocolates, sniff seasonal flowers (a $14 value), and use their sense of swirling water to guide them toward a heart-shaped whirlpool tub accompanied by a Me! Bath ice-cream bomb (a $9.50 value). Local antique furniture and art festoon the sunlit rooms for lounging throughout your stay. Since romantic speeches can wear out even the most admirable sweetheart’s stamina, each room includes a refreshment center complete with coffee and a coffeemaker, a microwave, and a small refrigerator.