Unlike connecting with a loved one, connecting with a nemesis involves limp handshakes, ego-crushing civility, and the discreet disposal of untouched hors d'oeuvres. Rejoice in true affection with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a Romantic Interlude couple's massage (a $150 value) at Serenity Healing Arts Center on Commons Way.
Serenity Healing Arts Center champions holistic health through a variety of services, including massage, reflexology, and alternative medicine. The Romantic Interlude couple's massage provides mates a respite from the workaday world with a relaxing atmosphere and the skills of strong-fingered certified massage therapists. The hostess leads couples to their private massage room, where a waiting bottle of wine winks in the romantic lighting. The happy pair can sip, swill, or spittoon a glass or two before disrobing to lie on individual massage tables strewn with rose petals, whose contused blossoms produce delicate strands of scent. Two massage therapists enter the room and provide one-hour full-body Swedish massages. Unlike their warlike Norse counterparts, Swedish massages utilize cooperative pressure by kneading upper muscles against deeper musculature and bones. After the massage therapists depart, couples take time to fit jelly-like limbs back into clothes. The hostess walks or wheels ultra-relaxed patrons to the door, bestowing upon them a parting gift of flowers and chocolates, ideal for planting in the winter soil to emerge once more as a chocolate rosebush in the spring.
Although there are few reviews available online for Serenity Healing Arts Center, many customers have left positive online testimonials, available on the center's website:
129 Commons Way
Greenville, South Carolina 29611Get Directions