Seventeenth-century shipping routes drastically improved once navigators began referring to actual maps of waterways instead of the varicose veins on their thighs. Steer clear of veiny skin with today's deal: for $199, you get two spider-vein-removal treatments at Serenity Med Spa (a $600 value) in Woodstock.
Serenity's team of laser wielding MD's and aestheticians boosts exterior beauty with techniques from the keenest of cutting edges. Following a consultation, unsightly spider veins will gradually fade like a time traveler after inadvertently stopping his parents' first kiss over a pair of 15-minute treatments, which can be combined in one session or spread out between two separate visits. During each session a seasoned vein vanquisher employs brief light pulses and cooling agents designed to heat up arachno-capillaries with minimal discomfort, causing spider veins to hit the road like tires with unresolved anger issues. Recovery time is rapid, and patients are able to resume most normal activities after 48 hours. Clients can wear support hose between treatments to reduce inflammation and prevent new spider veins from springing up and avenging their fallen comrades.
Serenity Med Spa
Serenity Med Spa's technicians execute a comprehensive menu of skincare services, outfitting their center with the latest technology and a selection of medical-grade products by Obagi and Neocutis. Beyond the waiting area's chocolate-brown leather couch and jade-hued tiles, the staff smoothes away blemishes with IPL photofacials, fractional-laser-resurfacing treatments, and microdermabrasions. Additionally, they oversee the facility's collection of tanning beds and UV-free airbrush stations, which leave clients' skin with a natural-looking bronze that, much like the lifespan of a red-giant star, may last as long as 10 days.